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[Nameless Warriors Parody]

Title: Another of Those Nameless Warriors Parodies
Chapters: none, they're more like instalments whenever I think something random up to add in.
Author: Lostsoul, of course!
Paring: uhm.. Let's see... Classic warriors parings, may add more if it works into the randomocity (ex. BlueXTiger, or something)
Rating: as of now, PG. I'll say if it goes beyond at the top of the post.
Spoilers: Hmm... Not sure if there are any right now, but maybe read through The Sight, just to be safe, and to know the characters.
Summary: Squirrelflight plays too much PS2, Jaypaw is addicted, Cloudtail asks random questions, and more randomocity is sure to come. Oh, and Jaypaw has so far proven to be the most sane cat around.
Warning This is very random. It may not even be funny, especially if you've never played any of the Kingdom Hearts games, then you won't get most of this instalment.
Disclaimer: I do not own Warriors, the Kingdom Hearts game series, Sony PS2, the song "EBay", or Final Fantasy VII. I'll update this as I go along.
Beta: None
Cover: None

Another of Those Nameless Warriors Parodies

Brambleclaw/Rainwhisker/Cloudtail: *come into camp rubbing large lumps on their heads*
Firestar: What happened to you three?
Brambleclaw: Squirrelflight discovered that she likes the ‘Kingdom Hearts’ video game series.
Firestar: And that led to you three coming back from a patrol with lumps on your heads… how, exactly?
Squirrelflight: *runs into camp carrying a keyblade* HEARTLESS!!!!!!!!! *runs up to Brambleclaw and starts hitting him with the keyblade*
Firestar: Oh. Where’d you get the keyblade?
Squirrelflight: eBay.
Lionpaw: *rushes out of apprentices den* EBAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hollypaw: *comes out after her brother* Would someone PLEASE make him SHUT UP!!!!!!!
Jaypaw: *walks up to them* Here. *puts a pair of headphones on Lionpaw, connects them to his brother’s iPod, and hits play.*
Lionpaw: I love this song! *singing along* A used, pink bathrobe! A rare, mint snow globe! A smurff, TV tray! I bought on eBay!
Thunderclan: *sigh*
Jaypaw: *duct tapes Lionpaws mouth shut*
Thunderclan: Huzzah!

(Later)

Leafpool: *walks into camp to find every cat except Squirrelflight with bumps on their heads, stands next to Brambleclaw.* Is my sister playing video games again?
Brambleclaw: Uh-huh.
Leafpool: *sigh* Guess I’d better keep her PS2 this time. *goes and takes away Squirrelflights PS2*
Squirrelflight: XEMNAS!!!! GIVE BACK MY PS2!!!!!
Leafpool: NO! And I’m NOT XEMNAS!!!!!!!!!
Squirrelflight: Larxene?
Leafpool: *sigh* No.
Squirrelflight: *static coming from ears* Data… Does… Not… Compute… *small explosion*
Brambleclaw: Uh… What just happened to my mate?
Leafpool: Video game overload. This is why I take her PS2 away. She starts thinking everyone is a video game character. You should have seen her when she thought Firestar was Sephiroth of Final Fantasy VII.
Brambleclaw: I don’t think I want to…

(Later)

Cloudtail: Now then. What is 19123803568903568904689156890168 divided by 2395890346931891733646432492300303023892389?
Jaypaw: What is the relevance of this question?
Cloudtail: Uh… What?
Jaypaw: Why are we answering each others questions with questions?
Cloudtail: Can you say ‘I don’t know’ in the form of a question?
Jaypaw: No.
Cloudtail: Dang it!
Brightheart: Cloudtail? Are you asking the apprentices meaningless questions again?
Cloudtail: … Maybe… *runs away*
Jaypaw: Is he ever going to stop asking those irrelevant questions of his?
Brightheart: I don’t know. Doubt it.
Both: *sigh*

Tell me what you think. I don't mind criticism, just don't chew me out, okay? ^^

[Lostsoul]

I meant for it to say 'Lostsoul' as the name. *hits self in head*

[Airilae-Chan]

Its really funny! I like this bit:

Brightheart: Cloudtail? Are you asking the apprentices meaningless questions again?
Cloudtail: ... Maybe...*runs away*

lol!!!

[heatherstripe]

i like that part too!!!! it's really funny.

[Iceshadow]

Pretty good!

Lionpaw: I love this song! *singing along* A used, pink bathrobe! A rare, mint snow globe! A smurff, TV tray! I bought on eBay!

Where's William Shatner's toupee? >=(

[Lostsoul]

I promise, I'll bring in the toupee with our newest eBay addict.
Thanks for the comments!
The latest addition (this one's kind of long, but I like it):

(Later)

Sandstorm: *jumps up on the Highledge* All cats old enough to catch their own prey gather here beneath the Highledge!
Thunderclan: *emerge from random places around camp, looking utterly confused.*
Firestar: *emerges from his den* Sandstorm, what are you doing?
Sandstorm: You get the front row seat, Firestar!
Firestar: What? *is forced to sit at the base of the Highledge by Sandstorm*
Sandstorm: Lights! *all of the lights go out, even though it’s Sunhigh, and there’re no clouds what so ever.*
Thunderclan: *look around confused as a spotlight lights up Sandstorm*
Sandstorm: Ahem… *singing, badly* I’m so tired of being here, suppressed by all my childish fears!
Thunderclan: *groan*
Firestar: Not again…
Jaypaw: *gets up and literally kicks Sandstorm off of the Highledge.*
Lionpaw: *jumps up next to Jaypaw* Karaoke party!
Thunderclan: Huzzah!
Jaypaw: Why do you always say ‘Huzzah!’?
Thunderclan: Uh… *shrug their shoulders.*
Jaypaw: *sigh*
Rainwhisker: I go first! *music starts, singing* A used, pink bathrobe!
Hollypaw: *kicks him off stage, which used to be the Highledge* NO! My turn! *singing, REALLY BADLY, worse than Sandstorm* Na-na, na-na-na na-na! I miss you… Miss you so bad… I don’t forget you… Oh, it’s so sad… I hope you can hear me… I remember it clearly… The day, you, slipped away… Was the day, I found it, won’t be the same… Oh…
Lionpaw: *literally kicks his sister off stage* Read my lips: You can’t sing.
Hollypaw: Humph! I would say you sing then, but You would obviously sing ‘eBay’, like Rainwhisker tried to.
Lionpaw: I’VE BEEN TAKING COUNCILING!!!! I’m over eBay now.
Hollypaw: Then why don’t you sing something other than ‘eBay’?
Lionpaw: Fine! I will!
Jaypaw: Uh-oh… You’ve done it now, Hollypaw…
Lionpaw: *singing very well* I’m gonna make it bend and break. Say a prayer, but let the good times roll, incase god doesn’t show… And I want these words to make things right, but it’s the wrongs that make the words come to life. Who does he think he is? If that’s the worse you’ve got, better put your fingers back to the keys…One more night and one more time. Thanks for the memories, even though they weren’t so great. He tastes like you only sweeter. One night, yeah, and one more time! Thanks for the memories, thanks for the memories. See, he, tastes like you, only sweeter!
Everyone: *cheering*
Hollypaw: Since when can you sing? And, you like Fall Out Boy?
Lionpaw: Always, and, yeah, I like Fall Out Boy.
Jaypaw: *has a thought* Oh, crud… *tries to slip into the medicine cat’s den*
Leafpool: *stops him* Oh no you don’t! You’re singing next!
Jaypaw: Crud… I’m not going up there!
Squirrelflight: *drags Jaypaw on stage*
Jaypaw: Double crud…
Everyone: C’mon, Jaypaw! Sing something! *etc.*
Jaypaw: *gulp* Well, okay… *music starts, singing, best of all* Your subtleties… They strangle me… I can’t explain myself at all… And all the wants... And all the needs… All I don’t want to need at all. The walls start breathing, my mind’s unweaving. Maybe it’s best you leave me alone. A weight has lifted. On this evening, I give the final blow. When darkness turns to light, it ends tonight, it ends tonight. A falling star, least I fall alone… I can’t explain what you can’t explain… You’re finding things… that you didn’t know… I look at you with such disdain. The walls start breathing. My minds unweaving… Maybe it’s best you leave me alone. A weight has lifted. On this evening, I give the final blow. When darkness turns to light, it ends tonight, it ends tonight. Just a little insight, won’t make this right. It’s too late to fight, it ends tonight, it ends tonight.
Everyone:
She-cats: *fan girl screams*
Toms: *cheering*
Jaypaw: *blushes*
Hollypaw/ Lionpaw: …
Hollypaw: Wow… just, wow…
Lionpaw: Oh… My… Starclan…
Jaypaw: *blushes, and slips quietly off stage*
Firestar: Enough! I was watching ‘Whose Line Is It, Anyway?’!
Thunderclan: *run away as stage disappears*
Firestar: Thank you. *slips into den, soon after, sounds of laughter can be heard as well as the sounds of the TV playing*

[Lostsoul]

Oops, forgot.

Warning: (even though it's late) Contains the word 'crud'. Won't contain anything worse, probably.

Disclaimer: Add 'Thnks Fr Th Mmmrs', 'It Ends Tonight', 'My Immortal', 'Whose Line Is It, Anyway?', 'Slipped Away', and, yeah, that's it for now.