Post by Airilae-Chan on Dec 10, 2007 13:38:41 GMT -5
Title: Brotherly Love (Kind Of)
Chapters: Five. Possibly more.
Author: Pineclaw
Pairing: None really...
Rating: U
Spoilers: None really.
Summary: Brambleclaw has made a list of rules that Hawkfrost must follow at all times. But while Brambleclaw is away shopping, who knows what Hawkfrost will get up to?
Warning: None really.
Disclaimer: I don't own Warriors, McDonald's, eBay, Pizza Express, any of the shops Brambleclaw goes to or the song umbrella. (I think that's everything.)
Beta: None
Cover: None
Author's note: Now, I don't think this is as good as the last fanfic I wrote. Its my second one and doesn't really have a point.(See, this is what happens when I drink too much Pepsi.) Anyway, please don't be too harsh and if you have read 'Battle Of The Hamburgers' some things will seem familiar, like Brambleclaw's hamburger obsession.
Anyway, here is chapter one!
Hawkfrost scowled. The dark tabby tom was sprawled out on the ground near the lake, so bored he was beyond the bordness of boredland. Brambleclaw had made a list of rules for Hawkfrost to follow at all times, or no banana cake for a whole moon. Hawkfrost shuddered at the thought of no banana cake for that long. He didn't care much for the rules much:
1) Hawkfrost will not try to rule the forest.
2) Hawkfrost will not steal.
3) Hawkfrost will not kill.
4) Hawkfrost will not steal Brambleclaw's hamburger's.
5) Hawkfrost will worship hamburger's.
6) Hawkfrost will not make Brambleclaw play 'rule the forest' with him.
7) Hawkfrost will not turn rabbits against the forest.
8) Hawkfrost will not practice his evil laugh at gatherings.
9) Hawkfrost will not pretend that he rules the forest in public.
Hawkfrost sighed, remembering their conversation:
"You don't realize how generous I'm being! I was going to put 'Hawkfrost will not eat anything containing sugar'!" Brambleclaw yowled.
"You call that generous!?! Why did you even make that list?" Hawkfrost wailed.
"To stop you from hurting yourself, or worse, getting taken to the mental hospital! If I hadn't made that list you'd have been gone by now." Brambleclaw retorted.
"Why on earth would that happen?" Hawkfrost asked.
"Well your so obsessed with ruling the forest everyone thinks your insane already!" Brambleclaw responded, stalking toward the trees.
"Where are you going? Can I come?" Hawkfrost mewed, desperate for excitement.
"You can't come."
"Well where are you going?"
"I'm going to London!"
"...um...where?"
"London!"
"Why?"
"To get some hamburgers, of course."
"You could just go to the burger shop-"
"I'm going now, don't go anywhere until I'm back, or else." Brambleclaw threatened.
"Or else what?" Hawkfrost meowed.
"Or else no banana cake for TWO moons. Do I make myself clear?"
"Yes sir! Bramble claw sir!" Hawk frost jumped up and saluted.
"Good Hawkfrost. Now don't get into trouble!" With that, Brambleclaw vanished into the trees.
Hawkfrost clawed up the grass in frustration, then had a brainwave.
"Brambleclaw never said anything about...ruling the forest with hamburgers! Yes! I have the perfect plan! MUHAHAHAHA!"
"Keep it down!" Yelled a patrol.
Hawkfrost glared at them, then ran toward the burger shop, laughing evilly all the way...
So thats chapter one. Personally, I think it gets better in chapter two and the ones after that. Please comment!
Chapters: Five. Possibly more.
Author: Pineclaw
Pairing: None really...
Rating: U
Spoilers: None really.
Summary: Brambleclaw has made a list of rules that Hawkfrost must follow at all times. But while Brambleclaw is away shopping, who knows what Hawkfrost will get up to?
Warning: None really.
Disclaimer: I don't own Warriors, McDonald's, eBay, Pizza Express, any of the shops Brambleclaw goes to or the song umbrella. (I think that's everything.)
Beta: None
Cover: None
Author's note: Now, I don't think this is as good as the last fanfic I wrote. Its my second one and doesn't really have a point.(See, this is what happens when I drink too much Pepsi.) Anyway, please don't be too harsh and if you have read 'Battle Of The Hamburgers' some things will seem familiar, like Brambleclaw's hamburger obsession.
Anyway, here is chapter one!
Chapter 1
Hawkfrost scowled. The dark tabby tom was sprawled out on the ground near the lake, so bored he was beyond the bordness of boredland. Brambleclaw had made a list of rules for Hawkfrost to follow at all times, or no banana cake for a whole moon. Hawkfrost shuddered at the thought of no banana cake for that long. He didn't care much for the rules much:
1) Hawkfrost will not try to rule the forest.
2) Hawkfrost will not steal.
3) Hawkfrost will not kill.
4) Hawkfrost will not steal Brambleclaw's hamburger's.
5) Hawkfrost will worship hamburger's.
6) Hawkfrost will not make Brambleclaw play 'rule the forest' with him.
7) Hawkfrost will not turn rabbits against the forest.
8) Hawkfrost will not practice his evil laugh at gatherings.
9) Hawkfrost will not pretend that he rules the forest in public.
Hawkfrost sighed, remembering their conversation:
"You don't realize how generous I'm being! I was going to put 'Hawkfrost will not eat anything containing sugar'!" Brambleclaw yowled.
"You call that generous!?! Why did you even make that list?" Hawkfrost wailed.
"To stop you from hurting yourself, or worse, getting taken to the mental hospital! If I hadn't made that list you'd have been gone by now." Brambleclaw retorted.
"Why on earth would that happen?" Hawkfrost asked.
"Well your so obsessed with ruling the forest everyone thinks your insane already!" Brambleclaw responded, stalking toward the trees.
"Where are you going? Can I come?" Hawkfrost mewed, desperate for excitement.
"You can't come."
"Well where are you going?"
"I'm going to London!"
"...um...where?"
"London!"
"Why?"
"To get some hamburgers, of course."
"You could just go to the burger shop-"
"I'm going now, don't go anywhere until I'm back, or else." Brambleclaw threatened.
"Or else what?" Hawkfrost meowed.
"Or else no banana cake for TWO moons. Do I make myself clear?"
"Yes sir! Bramble claw sir!" Hawk frost jumped up and saluted.
"Good Hawkfrost. Now don't get into trouble!" With that, Brambleclaw vanished into the trees.
Hawkfrost clawed up the grass in frustration, then had a brainwave.
"Brambleclaw never said anything about...ruling the forest with hamburgers! Yes! I have the perfect plan! MUHAHAHAHA!"
"Keep it down!" Yelled a patrol.
Hawkfrost glared at them, then ran toward the burger shop, laughing evilly all the way...
So thats chapter one. Personally, I think it gets better in chapter two and the ones after that. Please comment!