Post by Lostsoul on Jan 8, 2008 19:02:31 GMT -5
Title: Lightening, Toasters, and Barbeque Sauce : The True Story of Tigerstars Death
Chapters: Not sure yet... Not very many, though.
Author: Lostsoul
Pairing: There really isn't one... At least, not yet... Doubt there will be...
Rating: E-E10
Spoilers: Might be minor ones for the end of Darkest Hour.
Summary: What REALLY happened at the end of 'The Darkest Hour'. Starclan is crazy, and random. Everyone likes Harry Potter. Tigerstar likes toast. BarbequeSauceclan ^^. Unbuttered toast! The horror!!!!!!!XD And more insanity sure to follow.
Warning: There may be a gambling reference later on, but I'm not sure yet.
Disclaimer: I don't own Warriors, Food Network, Harry Potter, the toaster industry, the television industry, or any other industries, books, video games, or othe mass-marketed items appearing in this story.
Beta: N/A
Cover: N/A
Tigerstar had been a menace to the forest. With his creation of Toasterclan, combining Shadowclan and Riverclan, all half-clan and non-clan born cats had reason to fear for their lives. The great leader of Thunderclan, and prophesized savior of the clan, was sent a message from Starclan when he was given his nine lives. A pile of bare, barbeque ribs, stripped to the bone, were piled high at four trees. As Firestar stared at them, a voice spoke.
“Low-fat butter and toast shall meet at breakfast.
The square root of four is two.
That barbeque sauce rules, best in the forest!” As the voice died, barbeque sauce poured out from the pile of bones, and Firestar woke up. He figured Starclan had lost their minds.
A few nights later, Bluestar came to him in a dream. “Sorry about that last message.” She said. “We were talking about Food Network, and Lionheart was teaching the apprentices some basic mathematics.”
“S’okay.” Firestar said, shrugging.
“Anyway, THIS is the real message:
Lightening and Toasters will meet on T.V.
Four beavers will really be two otters.
Barbeque sauce will rule the forest.”
“What?”
“I don’t write this stuff, I’m just the messenger.” With that, Bluestar faded away, and Firestar awoke in his den.
“That… Was…” he said to himself, walking into the main part of Thunderclan camp. “Weird…” After he had finished his morning duties, Firestar decided to go for a walk. While he was out, he stopped by a puddle for a drink. As he lapped at the water, his reflection faded, transforming into an image of a lightening bolt, and Bluestars random prophecy echoed in his ears. “Now I get it…”
Hope you like it! ^^
Chapters: Not sure yet... Not very many, though.
Author: Lostsoul
Pairing: There really isn't one... At least, not yet... Doubt there will be...
Rating: E-E10
Spoilers: Might be minor ones for the end of Darkest Hour.
Summary: What REALLY happened at the end of 'The Darkest Hour'. Starclan is crazy, and random. Everyone likes Harry Potter. Tigerstar likes toast. BarbequeSauceclan ^^. Unbuttered toast! The horror!!!!!!!XD And more insanity sure to follow.
Warning: There may be a gambling reference later on, but I'm not sure yet.
Disclaimer: I don't own Warriors, Food Network, Harry Potter, the toaster industry, the television industry, or any other industries, books, video games, or othe mass-marketed items appearing in this story.
Beta: N/A
Cover: N/A
[glow=red,2,300]Chapter 1[/glow]
Tigerstar had been a menace to the forest. With his creation of Toasterclan, combining Shadowclan and Riverclan, all half-clan and non-clan born cats had reason to fear for their lives. The great leader of Thunderclan, and prophesized savior of the clan, was sent a message from Starclan when he was given his nine lives. A pile of bare, barbeque ribs, stripped to the bone, were piled high at four trees. As Firestar stared at them, a voice spoke.
“Low-fat butter and toast shall meet at breakfast.
The square root of four is two.
That barbeque sauce rules, best in the forest!” As the voice died, barbeque sauce poured out from the pile of bones, and Firestar woke up. He figured Starclan had lost their minds.
A few nights later, Bluestar came to him in a dream. “Sorry about that last message.” She said. “We were talking about Food Network, and Lionheart was teaching the apprentices some basic mathematics.”
“S’okay.” Firestar said, shrugging.
“Anyway, THIS is the real message:
Lightening and Toasters will meet on T.V.
Four beavers will really be two otters.
Barbeque sauce will rule the forest.”
“What?”
“I don’t write this stuff, I’m just the messenger.” With that, Bluestar faded away, and Firestar awoke in his den.
“That… Was…” he said to himself, walking into the main part of Thunderclan camp. “Weird…” After he had finished his morning duties, Firestar decided to go for a walk. While he was out, he stopped by a puddle for a drink. As he lapped at the water, his reflection faded, transforming into an image of a lightening bolt, and Bluestars random prophecy echoed in his ears. “Now I get it…”
Hope you like it! ^^