The Grand Hamburger Contest! }{ Sequal to Brot...

[Airilae-Chan]

Title: The Great Hamburger Cooking Contest!
Chapters: Somewhere between 5 and 10.
Author: Pineclaw
Pairing: None really...
Rating: PG (Just to be safe)
Spoilers: None really
Summary: Three moons have passed since Burger HQ was destroyed. At least no one tried to build another one. Hawkfrost has become fascinated with airplanes, and will stop at nothing to ride one. Winning a hamburger cooking contest would pay for his ticket, but, which cat knows how to cook hamburgers?
Warning: Read Brotherly Love (Kind Of) Before you read this or you won't understand it.
Disclaimer: I don't own Warriors, McDonald's, eBay, Easyjet, Barbie, My Little Pony or Peppa Pig. (I think that's everything for Chapter 1)
Beta: None
Cover: None

Author's note: I am very sorry that it took so long! My Internet was having problems so I couldn't post this for ages. Also, the title is really The Grand Hamburger Cooking Contest! But cooking wouldn't fit.

Anyway, here is chapter one!

Chapter 1

Brambleclaw stumbled through the trees.

" Must...Get to...Burger...Shop..." He panted.

*MEANWHILE ( Its that evil word again!)*

Hawkfrost was reading the newspaper. He was currently reading about some twolegs who had experienced a airplane crash. If you were wondering where Hawkfrost got the newspaper from, I'm just as confused as you are.

" I wonder what a 'Airplane' is..." He murmured.

" Look up then!" A random cat shouted before getting arrested for robbing a bank.

Hawkfrost looked up. A huge, bird-like machine roared through the sky.

Hawkfrost was fascinated.

" Wow..." He gazed at the airplane.

Sigh...I feel like something very bad is going to happen...

*MEANWHILE*

Brambleclaw was busily shoving hamburger after hamburger in to his mouth. Every twoleg stared at him. He had finished eight bottles of ketchup already and the shop was running out.

" More Ketchup!" Brambleclaw command.

Of course, none of the twolegs understood him. A old twoleg poked Brambleclaw with a long stick.

" Ow! Stop it!" Brambleclaw squealed.

Some twolegs were pointing at a huge sign on the door which read 'ANIMALS' and had a bright red cross through it.

" Hmp. Well, I'm finished anyway." Brambleclaw stalked out the door.

A twoleg fainted.

*MEANWHILE*

Hawkfrost was sitting in the Internet cafe. Fortunately, he wasn't on eBay. He was on Easyjet.com and was looking at holidays. Most were very expensive.

Hawkfrost sighed and rested his head on his paws.

" Its no use...I'll never be able to ride in a airplane now..." He sniveled.

Why not? A voice inside his head asked.

Yeah Hawkfrost! Another agreed.

You don't usually give up this easily! A third one added.

Come on Hawkfrost! Get someone else to pay for you! Added a fourth.

Hawkfrost! Hawkfrost! A voice chanted.

Hawkfrost! Hawkfrost! The others joined in.

" Okay! Alright, I'll do it..." Hawkfrost muttered.

Ever since Burger HQ had exploded, Hawkfrost hadn't had any good ideas. Taking a ride in a airplane would be sure to make him think of something. Sighing, Hawkfrost decided to read the newspaper to think of a way to trick someone into paying for him.

He opened it near the middle, then gasped dramatically.

Covering a section of a page was advertisement.

For a competition.

Guess what for?

No, it wasn't figure out how to Time Travel.

It was design a new hamburger for McDonalds.

If you win, Hawkfrost, the prize money could pay for your ticket! A voice cheered.

Ripping the page out, Hawkfrost dashed away, looking for Brambleclaw.

*MEANWHILE*

Berrykit: *Shrugs* Lets play monopoly!

No, that was the wrong story. Try again.

*MEANWHILE*

Firestar---Wait---The Queen---Hang on----Homer Simpson---No, Tawnypelt! Thats right!

Tawnypet was pretending to be a fairy princess. She was wearing a soft pink velvet gown, which had white poofy sleeves and white lacy bows. She was holding a sparkly silver plastic wand and a pink crown on her head. It was squashing her ears. Anyway, she was prancing around in a remote part of Shadowclan territory.

" Of course I will go to ball, fairy godmother!"

" Yes, I shall be back by midnight."

" Oh dear, it appears to be time to go."

" Farewell fairy godmother!"

Tawnypelt appeared to be tailing to a tree.

Ever since her master plans had failed, Tawnypelt had switched to soft things. Like Barbie. And My Little Pony. And Peppa Pig.

*MEANWHILE*

"..And the winner of the Xfactor 384296506758934 is..."

Mothwing stood trembling on the stage.

...

...

...

The tension was killing her.

...

...

...

"Mothwing!"

Mothwing leaped around the stage, she had never be more excited in her life.

Confetti showered her. Her fans screamed from their seats.

Mothwing had achieved her dream.

At last.

Be. A. Rockstar.

*MEANWHILE*

" Brambleclaw! Look at this!" Hawkfrost burst out of the bushes to see Brambleclaw talking to himself.

" No thank you Mr. Curtains and Mrs. Banana. I would not like any brains today. I bought my fair share yesterday-Oh, hi Hawkfrost!" Brambleclaw turned and noticed his brother.

Hawkfrost didn't want to know what Brambleclaw was talking about.

" Look at this!" Hawkfrost shoved the piece of paper under Brambleclaw's nose.

Brambleclaw took it from him.

Brambleclaw read it.

Brambleclaw's eyes widened.

Brambleclaw fainted.

Hawkfrost sighed. He picked up a bucket that had magically appeared in front of him and dumped cold water all over Brambleclaw.

" I told you already, Mrs. Banana! I don't want any-" Brambleclaw leaped up and shook the water out of his fur.

He snatched up the piece of paper.

" Come on Hawkfrost! We have to start now! All entries must be in by...um...Thursday. Who's Thursday?" Brambleclaw asked Hawkfrost, puzzled.

" Thursday is next half-moon."

" How do you know?"

" I smashed a window and a pigeon told me."

" Oh. Anyway, we'll get started right away!" Brambleclaw announced and dragged Hawkfrost by his tail, heading for the supermarket.

Please comment!

[wildfire]

this is super funny!! Airplanes....

[Minty]

This is funny!
Continue!

[Lostsoul]

Lol. Airplanes...

More please!

[Airilae-Chan]

Hello everyone. I am going to murder my Internet. Even though that's not possible. Oh well. Thank you for the comments. This is chapter 2!

Chapter 2

Brambleclaw and Hawkfrost arrived at the supermarket very soon, after stealing a twolegs monster, having no idea how to drive, crashing several times, breaking many things and having a group of angry twolegs called the 'P-O-L-I-C-E' after them.

" Well, here we are." Hawkfrost stated.

" I know that. If we weren't here, where would we be?" Brambleclaw responded.

Hawkfrost thought for a moment.

" Well, we could be at the burger shop, the Internet cafe or back at our camps doing what we are supposed to be doing." Hawkfrost answered.

" Oh. Anyway, to the food section!" Brambleclaw announced.

Hawkfrost didn't tell him that the only section was food.

*MEANWHILE, AT THE FOOD SECTION*

" Brambleclaw?"

" Hi."

" What are we going to make our burger out of?" Hawkfrost asked him.

Two cats suddenly appeared behind them.

" OM, like,G! Like, you are, like, entering the, like, burger contest, like, too! Totally, like, awesome!" A excited Squirellflight mewed.

Leafpool stood next to her, wearing a black hoodie and listening to rap songs very loudly on her new iPod.

Brambleclaw stared at his mate.

" What happened to Harry Potter and Shakespear?" He mumbled.

Read Battle Of The Hamburgers! If you don't understand.

" Like, Harry Potter and, like, Shakespear are, like, sooo five, like, minutes ago." Squirellflight responded, looking at her glittery white claws.

" Oh." Brambleclaw muttered, turning back to his brother.

" What were you saying before we were interrupted?" Brambleclaw mewed.

" I said what are we going to make our burger out of?" Hawkfrost repeated.

" Hmmm... What are you making yours out of, Squirellflight?" Brambleclaw asked his mate.

" Like, we can't, like, tell you! You might, like, steal our, like, idea!" She squealed.

" ill you tell us Leafpool?"

"..."

" Right."

" I know!" Hawkfrost exclaimed suddenly.

" What?"

" We could make it out of banana cake!"

" We could make it out of hamburgers!"

"..."

" How about half banana cake half hamburgers?"

Think of the airplane trip Hawkfrost, a thought told him.

" We're making a hamburger, Brambleclaw."

" I knew that. Can we make it out of a umbrella? Ella, Ella-"

" Shut up. We'll make it out of all different kinds of cake, okay?"

" Fine." Brambleclaw grumbled, stalking toward the cake ingredients.

Hawkfost joined him.

" Now...how about...a little bit of banana cake-"

" Some chocolate cake! Mmm..."

" Yeah, some ice cream cake-"

" Whats ice cream cake?"

" ... Lets just put some ice cream in it."

" Okay, umm...er..." Brambleclaw had run out of cake.

Hawkfrost had not.

" Some cherry, lemon, sponge, icing, pink, blue, white, orange, brown, yellow, black, paper, plastic, origami, computer cake too." Hawkfrost finished.

"...um...I say we put some cherry cake and lemon cake." Brambleclaw mumbled.

" Fine. I still think that origami cake is good." Hawkfrost meowed, heaving their heavy basket to the till.

" Look there's Cloudtail and Brightheart." Hawkfrost mewed, spotting the pair paying.

" Never hear of them."

Hawkfrost sighed, giving his money to the twoleg.

" Come on Brambleclaw." Hawkfrost carried the bags bag to their stolen monster.

" Hawkfrost, what does this big, yellow ticket mean?" Brambleclaw pointed at a big, yellow ticket on the windscreen.

" If we don't hurt it, it won't hurt us."

" Oh." Brambleclaw climbed into the passenger's seat, while Hawkfrost started up the monster.

" Lets go Hawkfrost!" Brambleclaw mewed getting impatient.

Then he started to sing ' Shut Up And Drive' by Rihanna.

Hawkfrost pressed down on a lever. The monster jerked forwards.

" Let me drive." Brambleclaw put his paw on another lever.

The monster made a strange noise.

" No, your doing it all wrong!" Hawkfrost yowled, pushing another lever.

The monster swing around in a circle and smashed into a tree.

Hawkfrost repeatedly kicked the monster, but couldn't get it to work.

" We'll have to walk." Brambleclaw sighed.

Hawkfrost picked up the bags and the brothers made their way back to the lake.

*MEANWHILE*

" MOTHWING! Your getting mud all over my pretty pink dress!" Tawnypelt squealed.

Mothwing was pretending to be a rock concert. She was playing her electric guitar and singing at the top of her voice. Ever since she won the X Factor 384296506758934, she hadn't been having much luck. So, pretending was the next best thing.

Anyway, Tawnypelt had paired up with her crazy sister for this burger contest, she needed the money to buy a new dress. There was mud on this one.

" What are we going to make our burger out of?" Tawnypelt asked Mothwing.

"...I wanna be a rockstar- Lets make it out of music!" Mothwing sang.

" Are you going to help me or not?" Tawnypelt snapped.

Mothwing sang louder.

Tawnypelt rolled her eyes and thought of the dress.

" Lets make it out of...something heathy...I know! Fruit!" She exclaimed.

Tawnypelt picked up a melon and began to chop it with a knife that had magically appeared along with the melon and some other fruit.



Well, thats chapter 2. Please comment! It makes me happy...

[Shadowstar]

That. Was. Awesome. Continue. Or. Else. Lol, just kidding, but please do continue, it's great!

[wildfire]

this story makes me happy

[Airilae-Chan]

My laptop's internet is offically broken. So I have to use the aincent PC. Oh well. Here is Chapter 3!

Chapter 3

Squirellflight and Leafpool were arguing over what music to listen to while they made their hamburger. Leafpool was winning because Squirellflight had no idea what she was saying.

" SQuIrelL DuDE! alLoW iT, hOMIe!"

" Ugh, fine, we will, like, listen to your, like, stupid rap, like, songs." Squirellflight admitted defeat.

*MEANWHILE*

" Okay Brambleclaw. I want you to break up the chocolate into small pieces-" Hawkfrost was cut off as Brambleclaw bashed into him.

He appeared to be singing 'Don't Stop The Music' by Rihanna. Apparently Brambleclaw likes Rihanna and her songs.

" Shut up Brambleclaw. There is no music." Hawkfrost grumbled.

" Yeah there is!" Brambleclaw pointed to Leafpool and Squirellflight's table where a huge speaker was blaring out rap music.

Hawkfrost rolled his eyes.

" Can you pass me a bowl and sthingy, Brambleclaw?"

Brambleclaw threw a bowl at Hawkfrost, narrowly missing him.

" No need to get violent..." Hawkfrost muttered, picking the bowl up.

" I wasn't. The bowl was a awful dancer."

" Right."

Hawkfrost broke up the chocolate and put it in the microwave, which somehow worked in the middle of the forest.

" Please don't stop the music-hey, what does this button do?" Without waiting for a answer, Brambleclaw pressed a button that read 'FREEZE'.

" Nooooo..." Hawkfrost protested, but it was to late.

The chocolate began forming a thin layer of frost over it.

" You could just press the open button."

" Oh." Hawkfrost rescued the chocolate and pressed the right button this time.

" Brambleclaw, please can you pass me the sthingy without injuring anyone.

Brambleclaw handed the sthingy to Hawkfrost.

" Thank you. Can you possibly put some ice cream on that plate?"

Brambleclaw put some ice-cream on the plate.

" Now can you cut those cherries in half?"

Brambleclaw began chopping the cherries in half.

" Phew..." Hawkfrost was amazed that no one was dead.

*MEANWHILE*

Berrykit and some other kits were drinking beer and playing poker.

*MEANWHILE*

Tawnypelt has finished with the melon. It was now shaped like a hamburger bun.

" Mothwing! Make yourself useful and slice the kiwi fruit!" Tawnypelt commanded.

" Oh...okay." Mothwing placed her guitar on the floor and walked over to the table. Picking up the knife, she began to chop the kiwi.

" No! Sideways!"

" Yes ma'am..." Mothwing muttered.

*MEANWHILE*

Cloudtail was getting tired. He had entered the burger contest so that he could pay Riverclan back for something he did that was a ACCIDENT.

" So Cloudtail, tell me what happened?" Brightheart asked for the 4, 768th time. Cloudtail had been counting.

" Have you finished the cover yet?" He asked her, trying to change the subject.

" Here it is!" Brightheart mewed proudly, holding up a neatly stitched hamburger shaped piece of fabric. If your wondering how Brightheart learned how to sew, I'm just as confused as you are.

" So how did it happen?"

Sighing, Cloudtail began explaining himself yet again.

" Well...It was Mistyfoot's fault. She stole my Doctor Who DVD, you know, the one with the episodes ' Aliens Of London' and ' Dalek'. I chased her back to Riverclan, intending to have all of Riverclan see what she had done.

Unfortunately, they were in the middle of Mosspelt's fourteenth wedding, and I crashed into the table with the 100 layer coconut wedding cake. It landed on...well everyone. You know what happened next..." Cloudtail recited.

He shuddered, and went back to making his cloth burger.

*MEANWHILE*

Hawkfrost and Brambleclaw were almost finished. They had made all the cakes, well, Hawkfrost did most things, and now they just had to put it all together.

" I'm tired Hawkfrost. Lets finish it on the day before the competition." Brambleclaw yawned.

" Okay. See you on Wednesday."

" Who's Wednesday?"

I hope you all enjoyed chapter 3. Its the shortest chapter. Please remember to comment! Comment Comment COMMENT!

[Airilae-Chan]

By the way guys, I don't know why it say sthingy instead of s-p-o-o-n( It will just change to sthingy if I write it). I tried to change it and it still said sthingy.

[Lostsoul]

It won't let you type sthingy...

Okay...

Still funny, though. ^^

[Shadowstar]

I know, it says sthingy because there's a swearing block on this site. thingy, in this case is p-o-o-n, which I don't quite know what that means, but w/ever. And you can't type s-n-i-g-g-e-r either, because it comes out as sblack person.

So yeah, that's why, I know becuase I had the same problem on my archives until I fixed it. So awesome story. And what did happen next in Cloudtail's little fight?

[Airilae-Chan]

Hooray! My laptop's internet has *mysteriously* started working again. Thank you everyone for the comments! Here is chapter 4!

Chapter 4

Brambleclaw dragged his paws into Thunderclan camp. Whoever Wednesday was, the contest was the day after them.

Brambleclaw suddenly saw Ashfur racing towards him.

" Hii-ya!" Ashfur yowled, pulling two bottles of ketchup out of his invisible pockets.

Brambleclaw stared at him sleepily.

He was suddenly drenched with ketchup.

" That's for all the poor innocent hamburger you have murdered!" Ashfur declared, bounding away.

Brambleclaw shook himself. Then, continued walking.

Spiderleg approached him.

" Congratulations! You have just won £1,000,000! Unfortunately, the deadline for you to claim it was yesterday. Too bad." He told Brambleclaw.

Brambleclaw blinked. Spiderleg twitched and walked off.

Brambleclaw had only walked one more step when Thornclaw wandered over too him.

" Mr. Curtains is offended. You didn't buy his brains."

Brambleclaw ignored him and walked past.

Sandstorm appeared in front of him.

" Oh what is it now!?!" He mewed, annoyed that it was talking so long to get to his bed.

" Did you know that yawning is contagious?"

" Yes. Go away."

Sandstorm yawned at him. Brambleclaw yawned back.

" Hooray!" Sandstorm cheered. Brambleclaw walked past her.

Dustpelt stood in his way.

" The name's Pelt. Dust-pelt."

Brambleclaw broke into a run.

" Must...get...to...den..."

" Hey Brambleclaw!"

" No!"

Brambleclaw leaped through the entrance to the warriors' den. Sadly, Brackenfur was there.

" DOO-DA-DOO-DA-DA, DOO-DA-DA-DOO-DOO-DA-DA-DA..." Brackenfur was singing tunelessly.

Brambleclaw collapsed onto his moss bed.

DOO-DOO-DA-DA-DA! DA-DA-DA, DOO-DA..."

Brambleclaw squeezed his eyes shut as tight as possible. He covered his ears with hs paws. It didn't really help.

*MEANWHILE*

Hawkfrost lay in his bed. A airplane roared above him.

Just think, in a few more days, you'll be on one of those! A thought announced.

Yeah Hawkfrost! Yours has got to win! A second thought added.

" But what if we don't win?" Hawkfrost asked his head out loud.

Then switch to plan B, a thought said simply.

" I don't have a plan B yet." Hawkfrost mewed.

Well think of one! A thought ordered.

Hawkfrost thought.

His mind began to drift away from plan B.

" Banana cake is good." He mewed.

" Though its not very good when Brambleclaw cooks it."

" If fact, nothing is very good when Brambleclaw cooks it."

" Why did I team up with him again?"

" I remember."

" So I can ride in a airplane."

" I wonder what a airplane looks like inside."

" I wonder if Tigerstar is allergic to nuts."

" I wonder why Rainwhisker's nose is green."

" I wonder why Mothwing likes to play a electric guitar."

" I wonder if the word wonder will take over meanwhile."

" I wonder if *WONDER* Will be as catchy as *MEANWHILE*."

" I wonder if Voletooth likes to play poker."

" I wonder-Oh, hi Voletooth!" Hawkfrost noticed Voletooth staring at him.

" ..." Voletooth was speechless.

" I wonder if Voletooth knows it rude to ignore someone when they say hi." Hawkfrost muttered.

" ...Who...What...Why..." Voletooth stammered.

Hawkfrost frowned. Voletooth's eyes suddenly went wide.

" Help! Call Mothwing! My eyes and ears and everything else are playing tricks on me! HELP!" Voletooth ran out of the den as fast as he could.

Hawkfrost shrugged.

Hawkfrost! A thought yelled at him.

" What?" Hawkfrost asked.

Plan B? The thought said.

" Oh! Yeah...about that...well I came up with a good Plan B."

Could you possibly share it with us? A thought questioned.

" Hire the Cat-O-Destruct team!" Hawkfrost announced.

...The thoughts were speechless.

" You know, you hire them when you lose something. They come and destroy everything. They also guarantee you will feel a lot better." Hawkfrost explained.

" Thats the best idea since Burger HQ! Well done Hawkfrost! The thoughts congratulated him.

" Thank you. Can I sleep now?"

Yes you can.

Hawkfrost nodded and drifted off to La-La land. which is the place you go when you sleep.

Please comment! COMMENT!

[Lostsoul]

Random person at a booth: Now taking bids on the race between *MEANWHILE* and *WONDER*! Step right up, folks! This newcomer has promise!

Mothwing: I wonder if Nightwish needs another new lead singer...

Random announcer guy: And *WONDER* is now neck-in-neck with *MEANWHILE*! This will be a close race, folks!

XD Couldn't help it. ^^ Can't wait for the next part!

[Shadowstar]

... The thoughts were speechless Lol that was my fav part

[fogheart]

I love this story so much! Please keep going!