I got your nose}{TigerclawxRed }{ I got your nose

[Raccoontail]

During the fight for his life redtail flipped tigerclaw onto his back only to have his shoulder bitten fiercley

Redtail: OW!Dude what the he-
Tigerclaw: POTTY MOUTH ALERT! POTTY MOUTH ALERT!*he jumps around redtail
Redtail: I didn't say antyhing!you cut me off you no good two tailed no spotted buck toothed monkey riding whale eating lizard!*he started to storm off*
Tigerclaw:Redtail Wait! i thought we had something!what about the time on the beach and the time on the pony, you know wherre the llama spit in your eye? you know?hey?come on you know?*he says in soft tender voice the flower in his wavy gold hair flowing*
Redtail: *he blushes then says*well it was an alphaca but i'll let it slide
Mouse: *walks in eating a sloppy joe. it see the cats and waves then disappears into hole only to get stuck since it's beer gut is too fat*crap
Tigerclaw: POTTY MOUTH ALERT!POTTY MOUTH ALERT!*he jumps around the mouse*
Redtail: *he rolls his eyes and throws a rock at tigerclaw wich takes a lot more effort than thought*errrrrrrrrr...*pant*...gaaaaaaaaah...toy!*he throws the pebble and it hits tigerclaws head*
Tigerclaw: Hey you meenie meenie bo beenie fee fi fo feenie!*he growls and pounces on redtail*
Redtail: My muscles!they buuuuuurn like hot magna being roasted on a grill covered in magma from the earths core!
Tigerclaw: He steps back eyes watering*you know i hate science!
Redtail: tigerclaw i didn't mean-!
Tigerclaw: *he pinches redtails nose with his thumb(he has a thumb in this) and index claw then runs off*i gotcha nose!*he giggles and runs off*
Redtail: SPANKY!NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*he dies*
Mouse: Cool*he eats redtails left toe*

The End

[Lightningstar]

*pokes* This would go in the parody section of the site, just to let you know.