Post by Dovewing on May 23, 2008 20:13:09 GMT -5
FINALLY!!!!!! here's chapter 6.
Chapter 6.
Dovewing: *Enters camp after Bluestar and the others* Sees total chaos*
Bluestar: *Organizing cats to fight Redtail Zombie*
Most cats in clearing: *Running for their lives*
Redtail Zombie: *Walking at a constant speed of about 3 inches per minute*
Firepaw: *Only one in clearing other than Dovewing that has any sense.* Why is he going so slow?
Dovewing: It's hard for cats to walk when they don't bend their knees.
Firepaw: Ah. *Runs to Bluestar* We need something to lead him out of camp!
Bluestar: Good idea, but what?
Redtail Zombie: Brains....
Whitestorm: Yeah, what?
Redtail Zombie: Brains....
Bluestar: No one will know....
Redtail Zombie: Brains! Brains! Brains!
Firepaw: ....what about brains?
Tigerclaw: Nope, that would never work. Hmm.... I know! Lets use Brains!
Bluestar: Good idea, Tigerclaw!
Firepaw: ....
Bluestar: But were will we get brains?
Tigerclaw: Hey Darkstripe! Get over here!
Darkstripe: *Runs over to them* Yeah, what?
Tigerclaw: Hold still for a second. *Unscrews top of Darkstripes head, takes out Darkstripes brain*
Darkstripe: *Starts drooling on himself*
Tigerclaw: Here *Hands Bluestar brain* he doesn't need it anyways.
Bluestar: *Refuses to touch it, let alone hold it*
Dovewing: Why don't you just use fake brains?
Tigerclaw: You take all the fun from it....
Dovewing: *Turns to Firepaw* Give Darkstripe brain surgery. I'll be right back. *Turns and runs toward Redtail Zombie* Distracts him with fake brain that Dovewing took out of pocket* Warns readers to not ask why she had fake brain in pocket, or were she got pockets, since in this story she's a cat.*
Firepaw: *Turns to Greypaw* Do you know how to give brain surgery?
Greypaw: No, do you?
Firepaw: No....
Firepaw+Greypaw talking in unison: This is gonna be fun!!!
Meanwhile....
Dovewing: *Pulling fake brain on string* C'mon, Redtail Zombie, I know the perfect place for you. Follow the brain, Redtail Zombie, follow the brain.
Redtail Zombie: Brains....
Meanwhile:
Firepaw: *Sleeping, Screaming wakes him up.*
Yellow-S.T.O.-fang: Were is that apprentice? I'm cold, wet, hungry, and I'm cranky!
Greypaw: Aren't old cots like her supposed to say they aren't cranky?
Firepaw: Well she is Yellow-state-the-obvious-fang.
Greypaw: Aw.
That was Chapter 6! Also, look for a new comedy coming soon, I haven't decided the name yet, and that is why I haven't posted it yet. The name is either going to be Improve Catz, or Improve Warriors.
Chapter 6.
Dovewing: *Enters camp after Bluestar and the others* Sees total chaos*
Bluestar: *Organizing cats to fight Redtail Zombie*
Most cats in clearing: *Running for their lives*
Redtail Zombie: *Walking at a constant speed of about 3 inches per minute*
Firepaw: *Only one in clearing other than Dovewing that has any sense.* Why is he going so slow?
Dovewing: It's hard for cats to walk when they don't bend their knees.
Firepaw: Ah. *Runs to Bluestar* We need something to lead him out of camp!
Bluestar: Good idea, but what?
Redtail Zombie: Brains....
Whitestorm: Yeah, what?
Redtail Zombie: Brains....
Bluestar: No one will know....
Redtail Zombie: Brains! Brains! Brains!
Firepaw: ....what about brains?
Tigerclaw: Nope, that would never work. Hmm.... I know! Lets use Brains!
Bluestar: Good idea, Tigerclaw!
Firepaw: ....
Bluestar: But were will we get brains?
Tigerclaw: Hey Darkstripe! Get over here!
Darkstripe: *Runs over to them* Yeah, what?
Tigerclaw: Hold still for a second. *Unscrews top of Darkstripes head, takes out Darkstripes brain*
Darkstripe: *Starts drooling on himself*
Tigerclaw: Here *Hands Bluestar brain* he doesn't need it anyways.
Bluestar: *Refuses to touch it, let alone hold it*
Dovewing: Why don't you just use fake brains?
Tigerclaw: You take all the fun from it....
Dovewing: *Turns to Firepaw* Give Darkstripe brain surgery. I'll be right back. *Turns and runs toward Redtail Zombie* Distracts him with fake brain that Dovewing took out of pocket* Warns readers to not ask why she had fake brain in pocket, or were she got pockets, since in this story she's a cat.*
Firepaw: *Turns to Greypaw* Do you know how to give brain surgery?
Greypaw: No, do you?
Firepaw: No....
Firepaw+Greypaw talking in unison: This is gonna be fun!!!
Meanwhile....
Dovewing: *Pulling fake brain on string* C'mon, Redtail Zombie, I know the perfect place for you. Follow the brain, Redtail Zombie, follow the brain.
Redtail Zombie: Brains....
Meanwhile:
Firepaw: *Sleeping, Screaming wakes him up.*
Yellow-S.T.O.-fang: Were is that apprentice? I'm cold, wet, hungry, and I'm cranky!
Greypaw: Aren't old cots like her supposed to say they aren't cranky?
Firepaw: Well she is Yellow-state-the-obvious-fang.
Greypaw: Aw.
That was Chapter 6! Also, look for a new comedy coming soon, I haven't decided the name yet, and that is why I haven't posted it yet. The name is either going to be Improve Catz, or Improve Warriors.