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Post by Splashwave on Oct 7, 2007 1:41:35 GMT -5
Thanks!
Chapter Five *A Flying Goon Is Seen Floating Above Fourtrees* Brambley: YAYAYAYAYAY! I'm the first one here! *As If Out Of Nowhere, Squirrelpaw Pops Into Middle Of Fourtrees* Squirrelpaw: Because its hard for me to tell you I--- Brambley: Awww, man! Squirrelpaw: ---as I'm standing over your grave, and I know I'll never hear your voice again--- Brambley: OH, YOU'LL HEAR MY VOICE!!! IN FACT, IT MIGHT BE THE LAST THING YOU HEAR!!! Tawnypelt: *Watching Them From Bushes* *Says A Little Too Wierdly* My bro ish so wacko. Brambley: I'm not the one who uses Cbox slang. Stormfur: What's a Cbox? Brambley: Oh, the thing Splashwave has on her--- wait a second! When did you get here? Stormfur: Whats a get? Feathertail: *Glides Elegantly Across Clearing* Brambley: I saw her there moons before we even came here. Crowfeather: *Stumbles Into Clearing With Fur Completely Fluffed Out* Burrito cat needs more cheese, please.
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Post by Splashwave on Oct 8, 2007 13:30:00 GMT -5
Ope, that was too short.
Chapter Five (Continued) StarClan: MY BURRITO!!! Crowpaw: I said, burrito cat needs more cheese, please! Seriously, my burrito isn't damp enough without cheese. Feathertail: *Still Prancing Across Clearing, Though Now Blonde Hair Is Floating Behind Her* Magic pizza: *Floats Across Fourtrees, Vibrating As It Does So* Brambley: ....that was totally random. Feathertail: *Is Now Riding Pink Pony* Stormfur: Stop acting like a girl to get Crowpaw to like you! Crowpaw: ... Feathertail: *Blonde Hair And Pink Pony Dissapears* Say another word, and, I will, like, totally kill you! Tawnypelt: This ish getting ebil. Bluestar: *Points To Every Cat In The Clearing* EVIL!!! Feathertail: *Runs To Twolegplace And Back With Lots Of Taco Cheese And A Tacoshell* Like, here you go, Crowy! Crowpaw: *Spills Cheese All Over Self* *Wraps Self In Tacoshell, Even Legs* THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU!!! Brambley: Who is going to drag Crowpaw? But, let me tell you one thing: its not going to be me.
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Post by Shadowstar on Oct 15, 2007 14:49:49 GMT -5
lol, no me and Tawnypelt played truth or dare at the last gathering. CONTINUE!
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Post by Splashwave on Oct 15, 2007 19:29:51 GMT -5
Thanks!
Chapter Six Squirrelpaw: The more I see, the less I know, the more I like to leeeet it go! Feathertail/Tawnypelt: Heeeeey-o. Woah-oh-oh-oh! Brambley: Something tells me the author loves the Red Hot Chili Peppers, particularly Snow (Oh). Splashwave: Actually, I like a number of their songs, such as my mom's ringtone, Snow (Oh)... *Piano Solo Comes From Nowhere* Squirrelpaw: Desperado, why don't you come to your senses? Oh, you've hardened, I know that you've got your reasons; these things that are pleasing you avert me somehow. Stormfur: Whats a me? Tawnypelt: I love the Eagles! Squirrelpaw: ...and the sun won't shine--- Brambley: Am I the only one here who DOESN'T like the Eagles? Splashwave: Yep, you are. Stormfur: Whats a you? Squirrelpaw: You better let somebody love you--- Brambley: Grr. *Twists Squirrelpaw's Ear* Squirrelpaw: Somebody once told me the world was gonna rock me--- Brambley: Awesome! I love All Star. *Starts Dancing* Squirrelpaw: ---you never shine if you don't glow. Hey now, you're a rock star; get your game on, go, play! Magic pizza: *Vibrates Across Ffsfohsdiogdjgihfdguigfu, A Newly Discovered Country* Squirrelpaw: Somebody once asked, "Could I spare some change for gas, I need to get myself away from this place!" I said, "Yep! What a concept. We all need a little chaaaaaange..." Seagulls: All that glitters is ohh! Only shootin' stars break up my world. Brambley:...Seagulls can be Squirrelpaw's singing partner? I am so jealous. *Looks At Seagulls* *Narrows Eyes At Seagulls* I'm watching you.
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Post by Lostsoul on Oct 15, 2007 19:49:34 GMT -5
I love it! Totally funny, and really orriginal.
Only one problem... You pretty much got the lyrics to 'Desperado' totally wrong. Sorry if I burst any bubbles. Still, it's an awsome parody! Keep it up! ^^
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Post by Splashwave on Oct 16, 2007 19:16:56 GMT -5
I know, I always forget to check the Internet, and I mixed up the order for Desperado. Lol! Also, just so you know, add this to the Disclaimers: I do not own Meerkat Manor or any of the songs Squirrelpaw has/is/will sung/singing/sing. Chapter Seven *While The Cats Travel, The Seagulls Are Still Following Squirrelpaw And Seem To Be Cawing "Join Us" As They Squack* Brambley: *Walking Backwards So He Can Watch The Seagulls* I told you mousebrained birds I'd be watching you! Tawnypelt: Where ish we going, anyway? *The Kalahari Desert Is Seen Ahead Of Them* Brambley: Um... Cape Cobra: I will playfight Flower whether you like it or not! Mitch: I can't let you do that, sir. Flower is dominant female, and we must protect her every whim. You might accidentally inject your terrible lethal deadly horrible and dreaded poison! Zaphod: You may not touch my mate. Liz: ME HUNGRY!!! Maybeline: You can play with her! If she dies, I can be new dominant female. Daisy: No, me! Maybeline: No, me! Cape Cobra: You know, I'm the one who hurt Shakespeare. Shakespeare: Thou art wrong. Thy cousin, King Cobra, hurtest I. Mozart: *Starts Singing In Mozart* Cape Cobra: I am so mad about Mozart's racket that I shall kill Flower! *Is Just About To Fatally Bite Flower When She Suddenly Dissapears Out Of Thin Air* I warn you, I WILL find another playmate! *Swipes Cape And Fades Into The Sky* Brambley: *Stuffs Popcorn Into Face* I love Meerkat Manor! Squirrelpaw: Why did you leave me? Why couldn't you just stay? Because my world is nothing, without you. Now I don't know what to do, with myself. Flower Mourners: I just don't know what to do with myself. Squirrelpaw: Seems like it was just one week ago--- Brambley: Am I the only one who doesn't like love songs??? Feathertail/Tawnypelt/Crowpaw/Carlos: Yep!
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Post by Lostsoul on Oct 17, 2007 16:37:37 GMT -5
XD
I've died of laughter.
Can't wait for the next chapter! ^^
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Post by Iceshadow on Oct 17, 2007 17:54:44 GMT -5
*Looks At Seagulls* *Narrows Eyes At Seagulls* I'm watching you.
Excellent!!
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Post by Splashwave on Oct 18, 2007 17:10:53 GMT -5
Thanks for all the positive feedback, guys!
Chapter Eight Brambleclaw: They're crazy, I tell you! CRAZY!!! We are NOT sleeping in a meerkat burrow! Mitch: You'll be on TV, you know. Brambleclaw: Oh, OKAY!!! *Jumps Into Nest* Should I protect the pups, or maybe watch Rocket Dog? Mitch: Eh, either one. Feathertail: He has, like, totally gone crazy! Shakespeare: I shall cometh back if thee sleepeth inside the burrow.... Feathertail: Like, totally! *Goes Into Burrow* Seagulls: Well, this is strange. Brambleclaw is driven into the burrow in ambition for fame and Feathertail is urged on by the love of Shakespeare. Mitch: And you, Squirrelpaw, are very undertreated for your talent. We will make you your own studio to sing on, and even the pups will be encouraged to watch! Squirrelpaw: I give in, I give i-in! I give in, I give i-in! *Walks Into Burrow, Repeating "I give in, I give i-in!"* Seagulls: Hey, wait for us, Squirrelpaw! Mitch: I apoligize, but the risk of you eating Flower's pups is too high--- Seagulls: We'll give you a dollar if you let us in. Mitch: Done. *Takes Dollar* Seagulls: *Sprints After Squirrelpaw* Tawnypelt: I might ish well come in, since Squirrelpaw might be singing love songs. *Goes To Help Meerkats Dig A Studio* Crowpaw: Well, I guess this leaves you and me, Stormfur. Stormfut: Whats a me?
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Post by Lostsoul on Oct 18, 2007 18:21:45 GMT -5
"What's a me?"
Lol!
How many times can someone die of laughter? 'Cause I just did again! XD
Keep writing, please!^^
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Post by Raincloud on Oct 18, 2007 21:19:46 GMT -5
Me - (pronoun) the objective case of I, used. I hope that solves his problem.
XD
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Post by Splashwave on Oct 19, 2007 16:46:14 GMT -5
Once again, thanks!
Chapter Nine Squirrelpaw: Each morning I wake up, I'm dying; can barely stand on my feet. Take a look in the mirror and cry. Lord, what you doing to me? Brambley: *Still Watching The Seagulls* *Grunts* Liz, do you want scorpion juice on your milk? Liz: Yes, please, Mr. Bramble. Brambley: *Gulps* *Grabs Cow* *Milks Cow* *Squeezes Scorpion Juice Onto Milk* *Looks Away As He Gives Milk To Liz* *Barfs* Liz: Thank you, Mr. Bramble. Crowpaw: *Chatting With Feathertail* Don't you think its wierd that instead of meeting the Tribe we're meeting the Whiskers mob? And that we do so before we get to the sun-drown-place, not after? And that my cheese is leaking? Feathertail: *Flutters Eyes* Like, totally! Jogu: *Walks Into Scene With Apron And Waitor Clothes On* What may I give this couple? Feathertail: *Turns Into A Dragon* Take back the couple part or feel my fire. Jogu: *Looks At Dragon* Couple? You must have misunderstood me. I said "puffle". Feathertail: *Turns Back Into Cat* I see you've, like, noticed that I totally play Club Penguin. Jogu: Yes, we serve scorpion bones and chewy toys filled with millipedes. Which would you like to give your puffle? Feathertail: I'll, like, totally take the chewy toy. Jogu: *Storms Into Kitchen* *Screaming Is Heard In The Kitchen, And Crowpaw JUST Catches The Words: "WE DON'T SERVE CHEWY TOYS FILLED WITH MILLIPEDES!!!"*
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Post by Lostsoul on Oct 19, 2007 20:25:40 GMT -5
"WE DON'T SERVE CHEWY TOYS FILLED WITH MILLIPEDES!!!"LOL! XD Not again! I died of laughter a third time... Talk about over-kill... XD MORE!!! Please^^
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Post by Splashwave on Oct 20, 2007 9:21:43 GMT -5
Omg, should I make it less funny so you don't die? ...in your dreams, sista!
Chapter Ten Cape Cobra: RAWR! Meerkats: Ahh! Cape Cobra: RAWR! Meerkats Ahh! Cape Cobra: RA--- Brambley: Talk about bad dialogue! Crowpaw: You can say that again! Candle: Master Crowpaw, I suggest you don't--- Brambley: Talk about bad dialogue! Splashwave: *Panting And Chasing Candle* HOW ON STARCLAN DID YOU GET OUT OF THE CBOX!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?! Candle: *Sips Coffee* You forgot to mention my copyright, Miss Mumble. Splashwave: *Sighs* *Looks At Public*...all copyright of Candle falls to Storyweaver of Howls of Misery, my site. Candle: Now I may play part in the story, am I correct, Miss Mumble? Splashwave: N--- Brambley: Hey, Splash! Can you please do all my chores for me? Splashwave: N--- Brambley: PLEASE??? Splashwave: *Stomps Off To Pup Chamber* Brambley/Candle: WOOHOO!!!
I might have ruined Candle's personality. She isn't the kind of person that would say "WOOHOO!!!".
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Post by .Swiftclaw. on Oct 20, 2007 15:33:25 GMT -5
LOL this is hilarious!!!!!!!!!!! I can barely type this, i'm laughing so hard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D *calms down* please post again soon!
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