Post by ladybird on Oct 31, 2008 20:25:20 GMT -5
WARNING:Read up to Moonrise.
Ladybird:Welcome to...you know. Today our guests are, Leopardstar and her deputy Stonefur!
Leopardstar:Good day lowly non-RiverClan cats.
Stonefur:APPLES!!!
Ladybird:Why did he just say apples?
Leopardstar:Well remember that whole silly TigerClan thing?
Ladybird:Yep you fell for it hook,line and sinker.
Leopardstar:THAT'S BESIDES THE POINT!
Ladybird:Touchy.
Leopardstar:Shut up.
Ladybird:Touchy again.
Leopardstar:Be quiet already!
Ladybird:Alright.
Leopardstar:Well as I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted! Stonefur and the others were forced to sit through history videos. His was "Johnny Appleseed."
Stonefur:Apples! I'm sick of apples! APPLES APPLES!!!!
Leopardstar:And he's been like this for a long time now.
Ladybird:Wait wasn't he killed?
Leopardstar:Your the writer you figure it out.
Stonefur:Yeah APPLES!! I died! Thanks for all the help Leopardstar!
Leopardstar:WOULD YOU GET OFF MY BACK?!?!
Ladybird:You were a stupid big jerk. I mean they were killing these guys and you just stood there! What's the deal with that?
Leopardstar:WHA? I DON....LEAVE ME ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!
(Leporadstar starts crying.)
Ladybird:There there. Here have a muffin.
Leopardstar:*sniff* What's a muffin?
Ladybird:Well normally it's like a little fruitcake or something, but here it's like a hunk of plastic.
Stonefur:APPLES!!
Leopardstar: 'Nummy!
Ladybird:So what movie was Graystripe's kids and Mistyfoot forced to sit through?
(said cats rush into the room shooting guns into the air)
Leopardstar:YOU HAD TO ASK DIDN'T YOU?!?!
Ladybird:I give up what was it?
Stonefur:ANNIE OKALY!
Mistyfoot:I'm not sure but I'm pretty sure that was misspelled. Hey by the way thanks for helping us out against the half-clan haters Leopardstar.
Leopardstar:WOULD YOU LET THAT GO ALREADY!?!?
Feathertail:Well bye.
Stormfur:Where are you going?
Feathertail:Oh I figured I would go on a dramatic quest with cats from all four clans and fall in love with a WindClan apprentice who is in need of an course in social behavior and then get myself killed by a giant mountain cat or something.
Stormfur:Cool! Can I fallow you obsessively?
Feathertail:Sure.
Ladybird:Welcome to...you know. Today our guests are, Leopardstar and her deputy Stonefur!
Leopardstar:Good day lowly non-RiverClan cats.
Stonefur:APPLES!!!
Ladybird:Why did he just say apples?
Leopardstar:Well remember that whole silly TigerClan thing?
Ladybird:Yep you fell for it hook,line and sinker.
Leopardstar:THAT'S BESIDES THE POINT!
Ladybird:Touchy.
Leopardstar:Shut up.
Ladybird:Touchy again.
Leopardstar:Be quiet already!
Ladybird:Alright.
Leopardstar:Well as I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted! Stonefur and the others were forced to sit through history videos. His was "Johnny Appleseed."
Stonefur:Apples! I'm sick of apples! APPLES APPLES!!!!
Leopardstar:And he's been like this for a long time now.
Ladybird:Wait wasn't he killed?
Leopardstar:Your the writer you figure it out.
Stonefur:Yeah APPLES!! I died! Thanks for all the help Leopardstar!
Leopardstar:WOULD YOU GET OFF MY BACK?!?!
Ladybird:You were a stupid big jerk. I mean they were killing these guys and you just stood there! What's the deal with that?
Leopardstar:WHA? I DON....LEAVE ME ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!
(Leporadstar starts crying.)
Ladybird:There there. Here have a muffin.
Leopardstar:*sniff* What's a muffin?
Ladybird:Well normally it's like a little fruitcake or something, but here it's like a hunk of plastic.
Stonefur:APPLES!!
Leopardstar: 'Nummy!
Ladybird:So what movie was Graystripe's kids and Mistyfoot forced to sit through?
(said cats rush into the room shooting guns into the air)
Leopardstar:YOU HAD TO ASK DIDN'T YOU?!?!
Ladybird:I give up what was it?
Stonefur:ANNIE OKALY!
Mistyfoot:I'm not sure but I'm pretty sure that was misspelled. Hey by the way thanks for helping us out against the half-clan haters Leopardstar.
Leopardstar:WOULD YOU LET THAT GO ALREADY!?!?
Feathertail:Well bye.
Stormfur:Where are you going?
Feathertail:Oh I figured I would go on a dramatic quest with cats from all four clans and fall in love with a WindClan apprentice who is in need of an course in social behavior and then get myself killed by a giant mountain cat or something.
Stormfur:Cool! Can I fallow you obsessively?
Feathertail:Sure.