Chapter 24
*THE NEXT MORNING*
Barkface: (From across the forest) WE’RE BEING ATTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKED!!! *Explodes*
Evil: The nutty medicine cat is right! They’re being attacked!
Bluestar: Like he’s the only nutty cat in this forest. (Glares at ThunderClan) Ugh.
Fireheart: Barkface is crazy. How do you know WindClan’s really being attacked?
Evil: I don’t know.
Fireheart: . . . Good enough for me.
Evil: I want some warriors to come with me to WindClan. Let’s MOVE!
Fireheart: I’ll come!
Graystripe: I’ll come!
Fireheart: Oh, gosh.
*SOME WARRIORS LEAVE AS A BOTTLE OF HAIRSPRAY FALLS FROM THE SKY*
Yellowfang: (Comes out of den) this could be useful.
*MEANWHILE*
Willowpelt: Evil, we’re being followed!
Evil: HIDE! (Everyone hides in a bush)
Cloudkit: Where is everyone? They probably died.
All the kits: (Lower heads with grief)
Cloudkit: Let’s go back to the camp. (All the kits leave)
Evil: Aw. I kinda wanted Fireheart to take them back so that he misses the battle.
Fireheart: What did you just say?
Evil: NOTHING! (Thinking to self) did I say that out loud?
Fireheart: Yes.
Evil: !!!!!!!
*AT THE BATTLE*
Graystripe: (Throws dynamite at the cats)
ShadowClan: (Run away)
Dynamite: (Doesn’t explode)
Graystripe: It was a fake!
Runningwind: Nice.
Fireheart: Die, Silverstream! (Attacks Silverstream)
Silverstream: Wha . . . why are you attacking me? *Puss-in-boots eyes*
Fireheart: (Let’s Silverstream go)
Leopardfur: RABBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!
Fireheart: (As Leopardfur pounces) NOOOOOOOOO!
Leopardfur: I will get revenge for you calling me a kuku bird! (Rips Fireheart)
Fireheart: AAAAAAAAH! Evil! Help me!
Evil: Why would I help you? (Pulls out camera) I’m making a documentary about your pathetic life: The Rabbit . . . (starts filming) come on, Rabbit! I need more pitiful mewling!
Fireheart: Not today. (Flings Leopardfur to Australia)
Willowpelt: Hey, Fireheart! You fought really well. The battle is over.
Fireheart: Insanity.
Evil: Fireheart, I saw you letting a RiverClan she-cat go. Why?
Fireheart: She gave me $50 to let her go.
Evil: (Thinks) I guess I would’ve done that too. You’re off the hook.
Fireheart: Thanks! (Bounces away)
Graystripe: Fireheart, thanks for letting Silverstream go.
Fireheart: I have to apologize for trying to get you and Silverstream away from each other. It’s your life.
Graystripe: Then thanks for letting me live it.
*THE TWO LAY DOWN NEXT TO EACH OTHER UNTIL THEY FINALLY REALIZED THAT EVERYONE HAD LEFT.*
*MEANWHILE*
Leopardfur: (Lands in Australia) that’s it. No more attacking rabbits . . . (looks over her to her left and finds a cat sitting next to her).
Darkstripe: (Waves) hey.
Leopardfur: How’d you get here?
Darkstripe: Kicked.
Leopardfur: Flung.
Darkstripe: Nice. (Does secret handshake with Leopardfur)
Raincloud: (Appears in a puff of smoke) Hi.
Leopardfur: How’d YOU get here?
Raincloud: I’m a parody writer. I can go where I want.
Yellowfang: (Appears in a puff of hairspray) Hi.
Leopardfur/Darkstripe: (Stare at Raincloud)
Raincloud: Don’t look at me. I didn’t bring her here.
Leopardfur/Darkstripe: (Continue staring)
Raincloud: Okay, maybe I did bring her here. But I kinda wanted to end the story with the
Warriors theme song.
Darkstripe:
Warriors has a theme song?
Yellowfang: (Plays the
Warriors theme song on her violin)
THE END
Well, it's the end.